Mozilla Lizard
(sung to the tune of "Pinball Wizard" By The Who)
Ever since I was a young boy,
I watched my browser crawl.
IE and Navigator--
their layout would just stall.
But I just got a nightly build.
Open sourced and small
That Mozilla alpha
Sure was a clean install!
It is multi-platform,
and works on my machine.
Standards compliant.
Lays out nice and clean.
Thank God the UI's flexible,
the one now will APPALL.
More than a browser...
Sure was a clean install!
The Mozilla lizard
There has got to be a twist.
Mozilla lizard
JWZ will be pissed.
How do you think it does it? I don't know!
What makes it so good?
Sure it's got detractors,
But check out the whistles and bells.
Think it's taking too long?
Let's blame AOL.
Why don't you get the source code?
You can fix it all.
That last milestone download
sure was a clean install!
I thought IE was
the HTML shit.
But I just handed
the browser crown to it.
When it renders tables,
it can beat the best.
The thing is less than ten megs,
(of course that is compressed),
Leaner than the Pisa tower,
Meaner than Darth Maul
That Mozilla lizard
sure was a clean install!
